Saturday 16 October 2010

be really really mean

How, like slap you around the face and kick you in the balls?

Ask, or troll.. I don't mind.

just be really nasty to me

YOU FUCKING DICKFACE!!!!! >;D

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before i tell you my name will you do something for me please?

Depends what it is...

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well ill give you a few more clues through the day then :D

Yayyy :D

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well my 1st name has a n in it

A 'N' I know quite a few names with N in...

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but its not good for me i wonna remain anonymous for a little while longer :D

D:<
Can't you just give me one clue, and then i have to try figure it out, and then if i dont figure it out by 8 o'clock tonight, you tell me?

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im not sure i want to tell you cause you will work it out again really quick

Well thats a good thing.
Just give me a clue...

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but i cant just tell you straight away who i am D: and ok your *cough*not*cough* ugly

Give me a clue then?
First letter of your name?

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D: why arent you happy?? i want you to be happy

Well tell me who you are, call me ugly and i'll be happy :D

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well we could be here a long time then cause i like it when girls argue with me

D:<
I'm not happy with you at the momeny Bob.

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i said i cant tell you D: just look for clues and the you will find my name then you can argue with me till your hearts content :) nope cause you are pretty

I don't know who you are!!!
Give me clues!!!! :')
I will argue until you get fed up of me. I'm NOT pretty.

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i wish i was superman but youll just have to look out for clues to my real name then :D but you are pretty tho :(

I want to know who you are!!!! So i can argue with you properly
And i am not pretty - stop saying that.

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ask anybody and they will tell you your pretty :D well yes i know i may tell you later on my real name :)

I'm excited to know you're real name, it's like you're superman revealing your secret identity.
And i can confirm, i can ask anybody and they will disagree :P

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you are though your very very pretty

I can confirm, i am not pretty.
I can also confirm i still don't know your real identity. 'Bob'

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well its cause your pretty and u deserve it :D

Haha. No i'm not.

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hmm i suppose you have a point there hmm call me bob :D

Well Bob, why the obsession with me taking your money?

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Tug me?

Tug yourself.

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yeah id even let you do it to me :D yes it would be fun for you and im glad u do :D but i cant tell u who i am

Why can't you tell you who you are. If i don't know who you are, how can i ruin your life and steal all your pennies?

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come to town today and spoil me with your topshop voucher?

Soz im not going to town today and i doubt you want lady clothes. It's topshop. Not Topman :P

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well why dont you do it in real life instead of a movie? more fun for you then :D

haha, do you want me to ruin tons of guys lives?
It would be fun though.... >;D
Who is this, i enjoy you.

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but you know you want to :D the black widow?

haha, i'd love to play that kind of part in a movie or something.

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but surely you cud take all his money if you really wanted too

Haha, but i don't want to :')
I probably could cause i can imagine myself as like 'The Black Widow'. :')

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Cheese sucks

Without cheese, you wouldn't have cheese toasties, or tomato and cheese sandwhiches. It's pretty much my only source of dairy.

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touche. would you take all his money from him?

Nope - I aint no golddigga :P

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Wednesday 13 October 2010

ASkk me a question

Do you like cheese?

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What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)? ...how often do you go and are you planning on goin there again soon...ooh n where do you live

I went to Spain one time, doubt i'll be going their again. :')
And i live in a house.

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Better hope ma PIMP hand don't stretch

Better hope my pimp hand dont stretch, boy.

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Did i not make ma self clear BITCH....Are left eyed or right eyed?...ANSWER MEEEE pretty pliz :D XD

I don't even know what that means, otherwise i'd answer your question!
Dont hit me!!

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Favourite cartoon series while growing up?

Snobs, Round the twist, or Tots Tv :')

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What's your favourite movie?

Don't have just one favorite, but i like Matt Smith films, Tarantino films, and The Hangover <3

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Are you left or right eyed?

Left or right eyed...?

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If you could make one person fall in love with you who would it be?

I wouldn't do that. I feel sorry for anybody who falls in love with me accidentally, never mind on purpose.

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Monday 9 August 2010

Opps, i swear i wasn't ignoring you.

So yea, it has been a very very long time since my last post. Almost a month i believe, I'm sorry. :/
It's odd, a month doesn't seem that long, yet i feel I've changed A LOT since my last post. I'm not sure how or why, but i feel like cause I've spend most of my time on my own I've been able to grow as person without any interference from other personalities trying to sculpt me and have their personalities rub off on me.

I've been hanging out with different people and that's been pretty fun, i'm not saying i hate my old friends and stuff, they mean so much to me, but i just feel like we've all drifted apart since the end of school, which sucks. To be honest, i don't think many of them actually want to see me or get in touch with me, which is a little sad, cause that means i obviously aren't on their radar, but i'm not surprised. Never mind, i've got other people to hang out with and i'm having fun and i'm fitting in and i no longer feel like i'm out of step and stumbling through my life.

'Sweet sixteen'. It was mine on Friday, more fun than i thought it would be, as always i wasn't excited or expecting much or thinking it was going to be dead fun, but a few friends came round and we had a drink and what not. I loved how i wasn't the centre of attention, so there was no pressure on me to impress. It was more like a girly night at my house rather than a sort of special event. It was good.

Oh, and I wrote a song, and a half of a song XD
And for once, i like it. It's called paper heart, and i sort of based it around like how love had been going on for so many years yet nobody has perfected it's art. So yea, thats alright, imma try write some upbeat ones, cause most of mine seem to be a bit slowish...

Anyway i think i'm pretty much done now, so imma carry on singing to the music i'm listening to you, and i guess i'll post again soon, but i'm not promising anything >;P

Monday 12 July 2010

Gosh, my life is so dull. Nothing at all has happened, no word of a lie.
Drew some tattoo's, ate some food, what of it?
Seriosuly, on Saturday night i was round a friends house and that was pretty cool despite the fact i totally fell over and made a right fool of myself. I'd just got given a ice cream, and i was taking the wrapper off of it, and i stood up from off her bed and the cover got caught in my foot and i went flying, and the icecream went flying and fell onto her white couch, everybody burst out laughing, including me. :')

So yea, i've decided that this summer i'm going to have tons of fun; especially the type of fun lady gaga seems to sing about ;) And i'm taking my friend Gina of this rollercoaster of fun too :P
So if any of you want to have some fun ya'll have to hit us up :P

I'm gonna make this blog relatively short since i'm watching The Steve Wilkos Show (fucking boss) and talking to people, i also have some cleaning up to do. (woo!!)
I'm also trying to do all this while waiting for the time limit to tick away for the Megavideo thing i'm watching >;P

So anyway, i'm pretty much done here, i know this seems really lazy and stupid having such a short blog, but i promised myself i wouldn't give up on this, even if i have nothing interesting to say and it's more pointless than the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!!


Anywhoooo. Me and my friend are discussing what to say in a message to a certain person lmfaoo. >;)
She knows!!
But anyway, it's a secret Shhhhh.

Peace out :) xxxxxxxx

Thursday 8 July 2010





So, i know i've been pretty slack lately and haven't really blogged since last Thursday, but the truth is; nothing has happened. Seriously, other than prom; nothing has happened. Don't you just love how much of a rock and roll lifestyle i live :)
So prom (I'm getting sick of that word) I'm not going to lie, i had fun; dancing with my close friends and everything, but seriously, how many pictures do you need of the same people. about 10 different people came up to me "oh let me get a picture of you and Gina." "Oh come take a picture with me" etc.. And i swear to god i look fat in like every single one of them.
So yeah, overall the night was a success, and my feet didn't even hurt in the morning.
So now prom is over, my new focus is trying to get all these tattoo designs I'm doing for a friend finished, I've done two so far, almost finished the third one (:
Here is the first design i did :) Treble Clef and a Bass Clef/heart :)
I was pretty pleased but i think it should be thicker (i know what i mean :P)
So yea, the second one was of a pair of drum sticks with a banner going across them saying "the drummer controls the beat The rhythm is in your hands." Yes, i know its a quote from Camp Rock, but its a good film, and a good quote. Don't judge.He preferred the treble clef design to the drum stick one, so i guess he'll probably get that one :)

So anything else happen, not really, pretty much stayed in all week doing nothing apart from these tattoo designs and searching for what hairstyle i want next XD
I have come to a decision, that i'm going to get it cut a bit like Demi Lovato's (Sonny With A Chance, Camp Rock), since she has really really nice hair and it's pretty sexy :D
I had a weird dream about Nick Jonas the other night. o.O So what if he is the cutest Jonas brother, i don't really wanna dream about him :PSo yea the dream went a bit like this; it was a bit like their tv show "Jonas" and I was a pupil at their school, and me and Nick would like write awesome songs together and stuff, and it was pretty cool actually, we came up with about 5 number ones ;)

So anyway, i'm going to bring this post to a closeee now, since i have nothing particular to talk about, but before i do call it a wrap, i have two things to say.
First thing; Woo I got my first follower. And no she is NOT my best friend, she's a totally stranger and just genuinely likes my blog ;)
Second thing; I have to give a shoutout to my friend Joel, cause i'm texting him like now and i said i would cause he's funny, kind, sweet, awesome, sexy and i love him :D
I think he'll be pleased by that, if not then he can get fucked (: In the best manor ofc. :P

So yes, now it IS all over. :)
Bye for now.
Here is a picture from before we set off to prom, I'm the one of the right. Me and two great girls there. (: xx Love you.

Thursday 1 July 2010

Ouch!!!!!!!
My eyebrows are actually killing after i've been plucking them XD (fun times!) Seriously, it hurt so bad, why would i put myself through that much pain when nobody will notice anyway, as long as i don't have a monobrow i shouldn't care that much, yet i do. I think everbody does tbf, no matter what they say about "looks don't matter" or "i don't care what people think of me" it's like, stop lyign to yourself, if you didn't care about looks you wouldn't even take pride in your appearance of make an individual of yourself through your clothes and hair etc.

Another little rant out of the way there, i doubt either of them made sense, but i know what i meant (i think) so i guess that's all that matters?

So, prom on friday. I know i spoke about prom in my last post but i wanna touch upon the topic a little bit more deeply. I doubt tomorrow will be the night everybody expects it to be, like everybody assumes prom is the best night ever and it's going to be so fun and perfect and theres always that special dance and i tihnk due to the fact the prom is seen as a huge event that happens in the summer when you leave school and the movies have done it to death so the real thing disapoints most people, which is exactly why i'm not going to over expect anything, i'm gonan go there see my friends have an alright time with them not dance too much, because i can't dance. And then go home and never wear that dress again XD

I can honestly say though, i'm a bit worried about how i'm going to look, i'm not sure my dress really flatters me or whatever and i feel like i'm probably just gonna be in the background on all the group photos... I don't want to be the centre of attention, but i don't wanna look fat, ugly or like a dog. So that is the only thing i'm bothered about, it's an understatement saying i'm not the most confident person, so when i'm thrown into a dress when i pretty much live in converse, boots, skinnyjeans and checkered shirts scares me a little. There was two reasons i wanted to go to prom. 1) my mum wanted me to. 2) i wanted to at least pretend for a couple of hours that i was the girl who looks stunning. Normally when i'm with my best friend, who i love i can't deny that - she's great, i feel like the dumb, slow, ugly, unfeminine failure of the duo, and feeling that 24/7 can actually really mess with you, so i guess prom for me can either go really well, or i can hate how i look, and then go really badly due to the fact i won't feel comfortable.
I guess we'll just have to wait and see. If i'm lucky i might get hit by a bus on the way there :P

Anyway i'm gonna go cause i have not much more to say, and i have a headache. :P
See ya round ;)
x0x0

Tuesday 29 June 2010

Prom. Dancing... Not such a good idea for me.

Well I can see nobody has commented on my blogs or shown any interest in anything i've wrote of said, which just shows how lame i am and how one of two posts full of bullcrap can't actually change people and be remembered as well as Martin Luther King's speech. I was starting to give up on this whole "write down everything because no matter how awesome a memory or time, it will fade" but i decided against it...

I know, i don't have 'power over the people' to make them read my blog, i know i'm not that popular or have that much influence on people, but that doesn't bother me because on Saturday night; for the first time in my life i realised that I am my own person and i can do my own things on my own terms without people being disapointed in me for doing so. I'm young, i make huge mistakes over and over, but who doesn't?

The truth is, this blog isn't about trying to force my opinion on strangers over the interwebs, or trying to show people how hilarious i can be and how passionate i am about certain topics and making them just as interested. This blog is about me, it's about my life my feelings, my expressions being typed out from my mind, without a draft, without a plan, without a spellcheck, just for me to go back to whenever i wish, so i can see how much i've grown, how much i've done (and what i haven't done) to stop myself from going back to the beginning. The beginning means i have to grow all over again, i'm sick of wasting my energy growing bit by bit. I want to spend my energy living.

And sitting on my bed watching Vampire Diaries online may not be 'living' to most people, but i guess the fact i have to wait 54 minutes before i can watch the next part of the episode thanks to Megavideo's dumb scheme, meant i had time to write this, which is the living part.

So, prom on Friday, Yipppeee T_T. Yea I'm not too into it. Wearing a formal dress, dancing, being all girly. These factors of prom i don't really agree with, the only real reason i'm attending is becuase my mum and friends want me too. Gosh, i sound like such a pushover, but i don't care, case i love them all, so faking smiles and pretending that my shoes aren't killing me slowly, shouldn't be so hard.

So yea, party on saturday, it was really really wacky. It was all sunny and i was wearing shorts and then all of a sudden it started rainging, like torential rain, so my grandad has to like run to tesco and buy this cheap small gazebo, and i'm telling you there was like 21 people all stood crowded under it, and then after an hour of it all ov=f a sudden this heavy powerful bouncing rain just stopped. It was a great chance to have a laugh and let loose with family members, which is exactly what happened in a manor, me and my mum, with the influences of alcohol got talking alot, which was great, i mean we've never really known how to aproach certain subjects and due us both being more relaxed we were abel to do so. So even though the day after i have a terrible stomach pains from renching and puking all over the bathroom wall, i don't regret drinking a big bottle of vodka, lager, cider and some VS.

Anyway i'm gonna post this and get it over with, so i can be embaressed about people reading what i've just said later.

I guess i'll see ya round.

Thursday 24 June 2010

A boring one, you probably don't wanna read it :P

So, I guess this is my first actual blog...
now; what to say?
I guess i'll start at the beginning, since that'd be a logical place to start and i'd stop a heck of a lot of confusion.
I'm writing a blog to all you strangers who are reading this because... ?
Anyway, I'm writing becuase school has just ended for me, until september, and now i have absolutely nothing to fill my days with since i'm broke, anti-social and most other people are pre-occupied :P
So yea, now i have the pleasure of writing blogs!
I'm gonna try and have each blog as stuck to the subject as i can and i'll try and not get off track, or distracted (which i can't promise).

So lets get too it!
I've decided i'll try and write this blog at least 3 days a week, and the blogs purpose will be to rant about stuff that is happened, or happening. And to talk to you lot about my summer, your summer and general things that are happening.
I think that it'd be cool if the 'audience' (you guys) comment and stuff like that and i'll definately get back in touch with each and every one of you lot, and make sure i answer every question.
And i'm thinking if my blog gets 'popular' enough, i'll have like one blog a week dedicated to me talking (typing >;D) about what you guys want, so make sure you comment to make sure i get your ideas into my blog and give my input on your questions and what not.

Now that bits over. Ferb, i know what we're going to do today!
Today, is going to be quite a boring and lonely day for me, as i have the house pretty much to myself, which i like. I'm not saying i hate other people or i'm deadly anti-social and try my hardest to stay out of everybodies way, cause i don't. I just like my own space, i mean as a teenager it's horrible have younger siblings around you all the time and since i have like 11 years of experience of having a younger sister, i think i deserve like 7 hours a day to myself.
So yea, house to myself and i'm gonna sit here writing a blog; i'm such an anti-teen teenager. :P

I absolutely have no idea what to write now, cause nothing has happened today, nothing has pissed me off, apart from the dustbin men waking me up this morning with their loud truck D:<
But luckily it's nearly the weekend; which this weekend is filled with a trip to town to buy the last bits of things for my prom (eww) and a garden party afterwards hosted by my aunt. Usually, i don't really care that much for parties because they bore me, i'd rather have a few people round at my house with a few drinks and we listne to music, watch a film or w.e and just chat and have fun. But i'm willing to go to this party becuase my mum is actually the most hilarious thing ever when she's pissed, and i am NOT missing that for anything, and i have nothing much else to do.

I've decided this summer i'm going to try do loads of stuff without a care since i'll be going into 6 form next year and about 90% fo my time will be controlled by revision and coursework, which is why i wanted a blog to record how that goes; cause i have a memory like a goldfish.

This blog is getting pretty long in my eyes, and i know you're probably getting bored, cause i know i would since i haven't really wrote anything interesting in it today, which sucks. So i shall let you all go check your facebook updates and see if anyone insteresting has signed in on msn.

G'byee, i'm off to go play twister with my cat.
Auf Wiedersehen

Wednesday 23 June 2010

A 'Short' Introduction.

Well, i can honestly say that i never though i'd be the type of person to start a blog. But here i am, proof that anybody can do anything when they're bored enough.

I guess i'll start by introducing myself, i'm Nicole, but everybody who is anybody calls me Linny, don't ask why because i don't know; just one of those nicknames given to me when i was little. My blogs will probably be a bit boring and irregular if not many people get back to me and say like "hey you should talk about this subject" or "hey, nobody gives a f*ck about that." so you'll have to help me try keep at this and try make it as interesting as possible but still portray me as a person.

So, who am I as a person? I guess i'm a bit hard to figure out; cause i'm quite weird and unusual, which is fine by me :D
I love music, science, art and history. And it has took me way too long to write this short blog, which is quite normal for me cause i'm being distracted by Facebook and Disney Channel. XD